The Meg is Closer to ‘Jaws’ Than ‘Sharknado’

MOVIE REVIEW When Steven Spielberg’s Jaws opened in theaters in 1975, it took the world by storm. Not only was the movie hugely popular as it was genuinely scary, it actually affected society in a strange way. Audiences began to have an irrational fear of sharks even when swimming at a lake. When Jaws 2 came to theaters three years later, everyone knew the catchphrase, “Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water…” Since then, it’s been hard for movie studios to be able to drum up the same excitement with their own Jaws knock-offs. Shark movies became a joke. Even Jaws 3 and Jaws: The Revenge were met with disdain (and with good reason). But sharks are still a popular subject, just not one that we take very seriously anymore.
This brings us to next big shark movie, The Meg which judging from the trailers alone, looks like another campy knock-off movie and while it indeed is campy, it isn’t as much as you would think. When comparing movies, The Meg is closer to Jaws tha…

Misguided ‘Geostorm’ is Not a Disaster

Review of "Geostorm"
Gerald Butler and Alexandra Maria Lara in Geostorm (Warner Bros.)


There was a time when movie studios could create a disaster film based on one act of God event like Earthquake (1974), Flood! (1976) and Avalanche (1978). Today though, Hollywood seems to think that bigger is always better and has tried to prove it in more recent years with movies like Armageddon (1998), Deep Impact (1998), 2012 (2009), San Andreas (2015) and now Geostorm.

In Geostorm, a series of natural disaster begin to take place all over the planet (not unlike recent real-life events) but with a twist. People are literally freezing in dessert or melting in the arctic (very unlike recent real-life events). This has many of the world leaders concerned because just a few years earlier, satellites were sent into orbit to help control climate change and keep the world safe with the Dutch Boy program named after the tale of the little Dutch boy who saved his village from a flood. As it turns out, the machinery that was meant to save us is now trying to kill us. Oh, technology. To make matters worse, it appears that some people who know the secret of the strange events are being silenced.

Dean Devlin, writer and producer of Independence Day, makes his feature film directional debut with a script that he co-wrote with Paul Guyot. Gerald Butler stars as the brains behind these super satellites who must go back up into the sky to find out what is going wrong with them while his (much) younger brother Max (played by Jim Sturgess) is on earth trying to do the same. Luckily, his (secret) girlfriend, Sarah (Abbie Cornish) is also a Secret Service agent who can get him into places he is not supposed to go. She spouts off lines like, “I could lose my job” and then goes along with the plan anyway. The movie also stars Alexandra Maria Lara who plays a space station astronaut, Andy Garcia who plays the president of the United States and Ed Harris who plays the Secretary of State. If you don’t blink, you’ll catch Mare Whittingham utter a line or two as well.

Geostorm may not be a contender for "Best Movie of the Year," but it is actually better than you would think. In fact, despite the far-out premise, the first half hour or so the movie plays out surprisingly well. The acting is quite good, though I don’t think anyone will believe that Butler and Sturgess could be confused for brothers. However, the longer the movie goes on, the more ridiculous it becomes. Some of the disasters that play out are unintentionally funny and while the CGI special effects are really pretty good, the whole thing feels false and you never really experience a sense of dread. While the same could be said for parts of the earlier films like Earthquake, those movies were based closer to reality which made them more terrifying to watch.

With all of that said, Geostorm is actually a very fun popcorn movie, but not in the same way that Sharknado is fun.) The disaster portion of the film is smaller while the bulk of the story is uncovering the mystery of why the Dutch Boy is going haywire. It’s more on an action film than a disaster film which smartly avoids becoming overly emotional. In short, Geostorm is misguided, but not a disaster of a film.


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