Best Lines from 'It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown'

I didn't know you were going to kill it.
"I didn't know you were going to kill it!"

[Writing to the Great Pumpkin] “You must get discouraged because more people believe in Santa Claus than in you. Well, let's face it; Santa Claus has had more publicity, but being #2, perhaps you try harder.”

Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.
“Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.”

“There are three things that I've learned never discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.”

 “I don't see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there's not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.”

Welcome Great Pumpkin“If the Great Pumpkin comes, I'll still put in a good word for you! Good grief! I said ‘if’! I meant, ‘when’ he comes! I'm doomed. One little slip like that could cause the Great Pumpkin to pass you by.”

“You've heard of the fury of a woman scorned, haven't you? Well, that's nothing compared to the fury of a woman who has been cheated out of trick-or-treats.”

I got a rock.Charlie Brown: 
[Regarding the Great Pumpkin vs. Santa Claus] “We're obviously separated by denominational differences.”

"I had a little trouble with the scissors."

"I got a rock."

Lucy Van Pelt:
“A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality.”

“Not again! Writing a letter to a stupid pumpkin? You make me the laughingstock of the neighborhood! All they talk about is my little brother who always writes to the Great Pumpkin. You better cut it out right now or I'll pound you!”

[Regarding bobbing for apples] “Lucy, you should be good at this. You have the perfect mouth for it.”

[Wearing a dirty ghost costume] “How did you know it was me?”

Sally Brown: 
[About trick-or-treating] “Are you sure it's legal? I wouldn't want to be accused of taking part in a rumble.”

“If you try to hold my hand, I'll slug you!”

“I didn't get a chance to go out for tricks or treats. And it was all your fault! I'll sue! You owe me restitution!”

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