The Ultimate Guide to Christmas Specials

Christmas TV specials, limited series and movies are bigger than ever these days from now until the New Year, you’ll be able to find some festive yule-tide programming every night of the week. From the traditional viewing of It’s a Wonderful Life, the different versions of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, to baking shows and live music specials, we’ve got them all listed on the new Christmas TV Specials page. (Since not all of the networks list their specials early, this list will be updated throughout the coming weeks, so check back often for new additions!)

'Pirates' is Worth the Plunder

Captain Pirate and his band of misfits.
Copyright: Aardman Animations.

If only those in Washington D.C. could tap into the PR teams for pirates, what a different world this would be. History tells us that pirates were thieves and rapists, but the successful PR campaign, started over 50 years ago, and has re-shaped how we feel about pirates. Walt Disney started the trend with his popular ride at Disneyland, “The Pirates of the Caribbean.” Sure, those scallywags run around setting fires and causing havoc, something that would normally terrify us, yet these guys feel all warm and cuddly. Disney later reintroduced us to the “Pirates of the Caribbean” movie franchise and has made Captain Jack Sparrow a hero of sorts. Even Veggie Tales has “pirates that don’t do anything” characters. The latest pirate PR stunt came to theatre just last week: “The Pirates! Band of Misfits.”

“Pirates” is the latest venture from Aardman Animations, the people behind the popular “Wallace and Gromit” shorts and “Chicken Run.” “Pirates” is told completely through stop-motion animation which took almost two years to shoot. Just like the commentary above, this movie isn’t to be taken too seriously. No heavy message or lesson, just one silly romp. The movie was made to purely entertain. The music is bouncy. The humor is dry.

“Pirates” is a tale about the Captain Pirate (yes, that’s his name) and his quest to become “Pirate of the Year.” Captain’s enthusiasm for the award is greater than his abilities and his crew of “misfits” doesn’t look too promising either:
  • The Pirate with a Scarf
  • The Albino Pirate
  • The Pirate with Gout
  • The Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate
  • The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets and Kittens

Captain (Voiced by Hugh Grant) and his crew are joined by Charles Darwin of all people who explains to Captain that his parrot, Polly, is no parrot at all, but rather the last of the dodos and could be the answer to the untold riches they are searching for. In addition, the crew has to face Queen Victoria, voiced by Imelda Staunton, the woman who portrayed Dolores Umbridge in the “Harry Potter” movies. Queen Victoria makes it very clear that she hates pirates, but has a fascinating appetite for meals made from exotic animals, which puts Polly in danger.

“Pirates” is a fun family movie with plenty of slapstickiness for the young ones and lots of dry humor for the parents. I noticed that a lot of the subtle jokes went over the heads of kids at the screening I attended. There is very little to be offended with this movie and nothing to worry about influencing your children with. Although, if you go, you may want to hide your vinegar and baking soda when you get home. 

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