Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Muppet Break-Up Shake Up

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy have broken up.
Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog in happier times. (Disney)
It is definitely not the summer of love. So far we have learned that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are divorcing and so are Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton. Now comes further proof that the world is going to hell in a handbasket. In joint statements, both Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy have announced that they have officially broken up. The two took to Twitter to break the news only hours ago:
 

"After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, we have made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship. We will continue to work together on television (The Muppets Tuesdays 8/7l this fall on ABC) and in all media now known or hereafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe. However, our personal lives are not distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al. This is our only comment on this private matter ... unless we get the right offer. Thank you for your understanding."

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